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Quotes by Pablo Francisco
It's hard to describe myself. People ask, 'Well, are you like Tim Allen, the tool guy, or are you like Roseanne Barr, the pissed-off housewife.' I'm basically a universal comic. I try to be for everybody.
Pablo Francisco
Everybody goes back to stand-up. It's a vehicle, and it's also a way of life. It's just fun. It's addicting. It's not crack, but it's like, crack a joke, you know what I'm saying?
Pablo Francisco
It's not R'n'B music you know. R'n'B music is always five black guys with no shirt. "Yeah, I'm horny, Yeah." They always singing how fine a girl is. "Girl you're fine. Lay you down fine." They always say smooth soft and silky in every song don't they then they put beats to it. "Girl you're smooth, you're soft, fine... silky"
Pablo Francisco
Rappers when they get their awards they always credit God. “I’d like to thank Jesus Christ. Jehovah God Almighty. For my number one hit single. It’s called ‘Suck My Mama.’”
Pablo Francisco
They’re calling Hooters now a family restaurant. Isn’t that hilarious? Tits for the whole family!
Pablo Francisco
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